sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

The year is 3187. The tectonic plates have moved Earth’s continents into a supercontinent once again. All current civilizations have ceased and we now coexist in one massive colony. The Norton Publishing Company publishes their one-millionth edition of all of its anthologies. There are no differences between the one millionth editions and the last forty-three thousand editions. Universities everywhere demand that students buy the new millionth edition, which costs five hundred billion dollars. Students sell themselves into slavery to purchase the new edition so that they can attend their classes with the correct textbook. All of the stories in the anthologies are free on the Internet. The professors say, “YOU’LL WANT TO HAVE THE NORTON ANTHOLOGY AFTER YOU GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE.” The students graduate from college and use their old Norton Anthologies to build homes. It is more economic than buying a house or even going to college.

no1twerkslikegaston:

idontlikeitpaintitred:

A   C O N T I N U A T I O N   O F   T H I S

NOTE: Because of many people’s similar reaction to my previous post, I feel the need to clarify that this series isn’t intended to have a Hans-apologist kind of vibe. My purpose here is not to excuse his behaviour in the film or to get people to pity him. I just wanted to add ‘depth’ where it was suggested there were stories behind his actions. I’m basically trying to figure out a possible background and progression that could explain why and how he was shaped into a villain, if we accept some villains are made rather than born. But I get some people want this character to be evil for the sake of being evil, and that is completely fine! So please don’t get too upset over these, keep in mind this is just my take on a hypothetic past, loosely based on hints from the movie and what Frozen directors have revealed so far.

Inspiration from rennydraws for the 8th panel and donc-desole for the last one.

I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THE 13 THING OMFG

(via draco-you-littleshit)

do you ever just like have a thought and go “that would make a great novel, I’m going to go to the bathroom and then write it down” and then when you get out of the bathroom it’s gone forever

i have those thoughts except they come while i’m trying to take finals

“Mal has leveraged Simon’s entire belief system, “Save River,” against his own, “Save Serenity,” and neither of them is allowed to blink.”
— Jacob Clifton, Television Without Pity, Serenity recap

(via fuckyeahfirefly)

smilelikeyouneedit:

I don’t care what anyone says this is one of the best animated hugs of all time

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

comealongraggedypond:

if you think that professor mcgonagall didn’t love james potter then let me just explain to you how wrong you are because among james’ many talents he was really fan-fucking-tastic at two things: quidditch and transfiguration and those just happen to be mcgonagall’s favorite things so guess what he may have been a little shit but he was her little shit and you know she loved every minute of detention she had to chaperone with him

(via davidsgorgeousaccent)