my uncle’s funeral was very nice and i got to see my mom and she bought me new jeans that don’t have crotch holes in them so yeah

My face when I’m half asleep and the dryer buzzes. #grandmashouse #dailydoseofadorable

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

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numberonediabetic:

Oh look my dash just unintentionally summed up the plot of Avengers

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youtubespeaks:

youtubespeaks:

"Sam Pepper – The Real ‘Reveal’" | I’m Anonymous

*TRIGGER WARNING: graphic description of rape

"Why I Don’t Write Under My Own Name" – on the validity of victims/survivors disclosing their experiences anonymously

"4 Ways to Better Support Survivors of Sexual Violence" – on avoiding perpetrator logic

On the importance of supporting and believing victims/survivors of abuse on YouTube

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The word “creepy” and “creeper” are the male equivalent of slut-shaming.

giraffepoliceforce:

templearckanum:

Am I the only that finds it disturbing that men are given descriptions that are also given to haunted houses? Talk about vilification!

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giraffepoliceforce:

It’s bi awareness day for another minute and I’ve wanted to say something all day but every time I go to type something I remember that every time I mention that I’m bisexual on Tumblr someone either calls me a coward for not admitting I’m gay or accuses me of being a straight person claiming I’m queer in an effort to be “trendy”

Which I guess is why we need bi awareness day.

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I am real cute today. #slowtuesdaysareslow #dailydoseofadorable

Quiet Sunday hanging out with my roommate. #dailydoseofadorable #hello

Q

Anonymous asked:

Shouldn't Steve be sterile too, really? Otherwise, what's the reason for why there's not an army of US government created Captain America kids running around? You'd think that'd be the next logical step when they realized they couldn't recreate the serum...

A

misspryss:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

Well, since the serum is an enhancement, it’s unlikely to be passed through genetics (the doctors probably tested this, somehow, haha). Steve’s kids are more likely to inherit his asthma and weak stature. 

OH MY GOD THO

A SINISTER GOVT EXPERIMENT TO CREATE AN ARMY OF TINY CAPTAIN AMERICAS

STEVE FINDS OUT ABOUT IT AT SOME POINT

AND IT’S BASICALLY ELEVEN TOW-HEADED, ASTHMATIC, ALLERGIC, IMMUNO-COMPROMISED LITTLE BEANPOLES WITH BAD ATTITUDES

AGES 8-12

SOCKED AWAY SOMEWHERE

LIKE IN A WAREHOUSE OR WHATEVER

WITH A COUPLE OF OVERWHELMED INTERNS BABYSITTING THEM

BECAUSE THE RESEARCHERS HAD ALL THEIR FUNDING TAKEN AWAY WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SECRET UBERMENCH CLONES TURNED OUT TO BE A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS

AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GAGGLE OF KIDS (WHO ARE SHRILL AND UNMANAGEABLE AND WHEEZE A LOT)

EXCEPT MAKE SURE THEY GET ADEQUATE MEDICAL CARE AND REGULAR MEALS

AND REGRET THEIR IN RETROSPECT VERY OBVIOUS ERRORS

AND HOPE STEVE DOESN’T FIND OUT

WHICH OF COURSE HE DOES

BACK AT THE TOWER

EVERYONE’S INHALERS KEEP GETTING MIXED UP

THERE ARE COLORED PENCILS EVERYWHERE

A FISTFIGHT ABOUT THE NATURE OF JUSTICE ENSUES BETWEEN THE 9 YEAR OLD ONE AND ONE OF THE 11 YEAR OLDS

AND BUCKY

IS

ON

CLOUD

9

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stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

I NEED TO WATCH THIS

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sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

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